Cover Me.

Weird old book covers from my weird old building's weird old lending library.
Enjoy this oversized bowl of pasta in this darkened olive oil warehouse.

Enjoy this oversized bowl of pasta in this darkened olive oil warehouse.

Vines are a lot stronger in dimension X.

Vines are a lot stronger in dimension X.

This cover photo, the title of the book, and the subtitle seem to have no relation to each other. But then again, turtleneck. So there’s that.

This cover photo, the title of the book, and the subtitle seem to have no relation to each other. But then again, turtleneck. So there’s that.

I’m guessing the artist just doesn’t like painting feet.

I’m guessing the artist just doesn’t like painting feet.

Crossed arms = tension

Crossed arms = tension

Note to writers: “Blood Sport” title has been used already a few times

Note to writers: “Blood Sport” title has been used already a few times

I’m fighting you, Abner.

I’m fighting you, Abner.

This is a weird one. It calls itself a fotonovel and appears to be a comic book-like sequence of movie stills, with the dialogue placed like cartoon bubbles. Also, whatever movie it’s from looks awful.

Blood Sport. Nothing says death like a tiny, smiling Jockey tipping his hat to you.

Blood Sport. Nothing says death like a tiny, smiling Jockey tipping his hat to you.

This mutant has two eyes. What a freak.

This mutant has two eyes. What a freak.